~A TWIST OF HEMP – Embarrassing Blowouts~
……With much practicing, John Joe Badger has learnt most of a simple jig. He has invited a couple of his closest friends and confidants over for a cup of tea to share it with them. But lo! Just when John Joe reaches the B part, *phlooofff!!*….. An embarrassing blowout! His friends do their utmost not to laugh, as these things do happen. Especially in the beginning.
The fecks continue to fly, of course, yet John Joe carries on. His friends are delighted at his progress, in spite of the leaks, the blowouts and the goose-like cacophony of his playing. Keep practicing John Joe! Oh, and maybe a little twist of waxed hemp to shore up that connection between your bellows and your bag, yes? Yes.